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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa ad postd "feeling orny" wit my grandma.

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3703)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40597) - you deserved it (3861)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

MY GIRLFRIEND GOT UP IN TE MIDDLE OF SEX SAYING, ( YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG, I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME POPCORN. ) I ASKED ER IF SE COULD GET ME SOME. SE SAID NO. FML

#21251846
152 comments

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On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Tadayhile finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he cummd from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw looool a customer wandering around, looking confusd. I went over and kindly askd if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. mega FML

#21248418
80 comments

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On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Almost Got Lucky With A Girl From Mah Course. We've Been Flirting Since We Met. After Removing Her Top And Moving Downward With Mah Tongue, Whilst Moaning Mah Name She Decidd To Mention She Has A Boyfriend And That We Needd To Stop. FML

#21248283
81 comments

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On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I Dreamd I Was Wrestling An Alligator. I Quickly Woke Up To My Girlfriend Yelling And Me Olding Er In A Eadlock. Fat FML

#21247589
59 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML

TODAY... I ASKD MY DAD TO GIVE ME A HAIRCUT. AFTER 20 MINUTE OF ( FUCK )S AND ( SHIT )S... HE GAVE UP AND JUST SHAVD MY HEAD BALD. I PULL OFF THE LOOK SO BADLY THAT TWO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH. REAL FML

#21245833
68 comments

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On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today , at father's funeral , they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells , "That... That THING is not yur father!" FML

#21245330
54 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful fir her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate fir her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today , My Grlfriend Sent Me A Bunc Of Sexy Pics And Said To Come Over To Er Place. I Tougt Se Was In Te Mood 4 Sex. Nope , Se Just Wanted Me To Come Over And Ang A Self , Afteric Se Sent Me Back Ome. FML

#21244207
107 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back fir fun... an someone took the invitation. Unfortunately... my friend whirled around an beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back... but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

#21243070
81 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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