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Candy16
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 May 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 121
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Candy16 : Candy (Real name btw), 16. Pure. No boyfriend, no problems. I get on here whenever I want to laugh, but more than likely i'm using an Android app. I'm not gonna give you my whole life story. If you wanna know anything my inbox awaits you :)

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Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40492) - you deserved it (3372)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23090) - you deserved it (2746)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4679) - you deserved it (41091)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (2060)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5853) - you deserved it (17543)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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