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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 262
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Canadiansoldier : I love to do stuff.

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Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33445) - you deserved it (3231)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38090) - you deserved it (7999)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
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I agree, your life sucks (123606) - you deserved it (12057)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

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