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Canadiansoldier
  • Town/Country : Merritt, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 47
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Canadiansoldier : I love to do stuff.

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Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (2304)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (7583)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31435) - you deserved it (6360)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91351) - you deserved it (9485)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6142) - you deserved it (26623)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
104 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
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I agree, your life sucks (460409) - you deserved it (572043)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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