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About CanadianNarwhal : My name is Sarah, I'm Canadian, I speak English and French and I'm a lesbian. I'm also Wiccan, which is fantastic. I really really really love music. Tegan and Sara, An Horse, Rachael Cantu, The Butchies, Sick of Sarah and 2NE1 are some of my favorites.
I also really love Nyan Cat, because really, who doesn't want a poptart cat who eats everything and shits rainbows?
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Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML
Friday 22 May 2015