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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CanadianNarwhal : My name is Sarah, I'm Canadian, I speak English and French and I'm a lesbian. I'm also Wiccan, which is fantastic. I really really really love music. Tegan and Sara, An Horse, Rachael Cantu, The Butchies, Sick of Sarah and 2NE1 are some of my favorites.

I also really love Nyan Cat, because really, who doesn't want a poptart cat who eats everything and shits rainbows?

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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (15453)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (8932)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41779) - you deserved it (6333)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32345) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39489) - you deserved it (4815)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

#16638777
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

#14180759
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (4152)

On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
508 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10692) - you deserved it (78319)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168535) - you deserved it (27396)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

#618069
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34276) - you deserved it (124830)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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