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Calloway
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I tried having intercourse with my boyfriend, and about 30 seconds in, I heard flipping. He was looking at a porn magazine. "It's to keep my erection" he answered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79613) - you deserved it (6891)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by VampiresSayRawr (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61857) - you deserved it (8629)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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