About CallMeHush : Random Thoughts...
What has happened here? The Juggies have been replaced with little whinebags that can't take a joke.
If it is tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Are you looking at me?
Love riding, love the mud. At the end of the day, JEEPs Rule!
Is it spring yet?
PS3 message me, RDR, MW2/SOCOM
Yes, I look at profiles. Sue me I'm bored.
What can I say, sometimes I dwell in the gutter.
Go ahead make me laugh!
I'm having fun here, if you expect me to be serious fuggetaboutit.
Please remember that you shouldn't take anything you read on the 'net to heart, especially if I write it.
Sorry, I'm a grumpy bastard when I post in the early morning. FYL
I'm too old for you and you're too young for me.
It is called an opinion folks, you can have yours and I'm pretty happy with mine if you can't handle that...BELOW ME and drop an e ;)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
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On 03/18/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Marcela (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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