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About CallMeHush : Random Thoughts...
What has happened here? The Juggies have been replaced with little whinebags that can't take a joke.
If it is tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Are you looking at me?
Love riding, love the mud. At the end of the day, JEEPs Rule!
Is it spring yet?
PS3 message me, RDR, MW2/SOCOM
Yes, I look at profiles. Sue me I'm bored.
What can I say, sometimes I dwell in the gutter.
Go ahead make me laugh!
I'm having fun here, if you expect me to be serious fuggetaboutit.
Please remember that you shouldn't take anything you read on the 'net to heart, especially if I write it.
Sorry, I'm a grumpy bastard when I post in the early morning. FYL
I'm too old for you and you're too young for me.
It is called an opinion folks, you can have yours and I'm pretty happy with mine if you can't handle that...BELOW ME and drop an e ;)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
Friday 28 November 2014