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CallMeHush

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10605
  • Number of comments : 2428
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About CallMeHush : Random Thoughts...
What has happened here? The Juggies have been replaced with little whinebags that can't take a joke.

If it is tourist season why can't we shoot them?

Are you looking at me?

Love riding, love the mud. At the end of the day, JEEPs Rule!

Is it spring yet?

PS3 message me, RDR, MW2/SOCOM

Yes, I look at profiles. Sue me I'm bored.

What can I say, sometimes I dwell in the gutter.

Go ahead make me laugh!

I'm having fun here, if you expect me to be serious fuggetaboutit.

Please remember that you shouldn't take anything you read on the 'net to heart, especially if I write it.


Sorry, I'm a grumpy bastard when I post in the early morning. FYL

I'm too old for you and you're too young for me.

It is called an opinion folks, you can have yours and I'm pretty happy with mine if you can't handle that...BELOW ME and drop an e ;)

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CallMeHush's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

#15068596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2622)

On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

#15068596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2622)

On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (8256)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

#15012156
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9477) - you deserved it (49607)

On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

#15000318
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (4450)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (6429)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13378) - you deserved it (47592)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34082) - you deserved it (4631)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33823) - you deserved it (7106)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to say happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

#13842104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28278) - you deserved it (5193)

On 11/14/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by sad gf -

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (38854)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45510) - you deserved it (4468)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39053) - you deserved it (5997)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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