About CallMeBloo : I enjoy laughing at people who have had hilarious moments of shame, whether they deserve them or not.
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by iVaughtTV / 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by nevergettingajob / 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm / Canada / Work
by sonofanut / 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by sharpie2792 / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…