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CallMeBloo

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5574
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About CallMeBloo : I enjoy laughing at people who have had hilarious moments of shame, whether they deserve them or not.

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Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9728) - you deserved it (74055)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25281) - you deserved it (4177)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8768) - you deserved it (66198)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26846) - you deserved it (4173)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12777) - you deserved it (26668)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6933) - you deserved it (30293)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17303) - you deserved it (21853)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43346) - you deserved it (3796)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (56606)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38410) - you deserved it (2957)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

#18929275
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6851) - you deserved it (51478)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (32336)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6649) - you deserved it (60357)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

#18914939
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (2707)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33794) - you deserved it (6975)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China



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