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CallMeBloo

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CallMeBloo

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9419
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About CallMeBloo : I enjoy laughing at people who have had hilarious moments of shame, whether they deserve them or not.

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TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today,hile I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me . Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing . Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort . FML

#19959059
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24154) - you deserved it (2937)

On 07/19/2012 at 1:36pm - love - by Mitch (man) - Puerto Rico

Today... I Had A Dream That My Ex-boyfriend Had Become A Vicious Serial Killer And Was Hunting Me Down Cuz I Broke Up With Him. I Don't Knowhat Scares Me More: The Way He Hunted Me In My Sleep... Or The Fact That It Wouldn't Surprise Me If It Actually Happened. FML

#19958664
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22751) - you deserved it (3450)

On 07/19/2012 at 11:55am - love - by InsomniacToBe - United States (Utah)

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6750) - you deserved it (73943)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see mah doctor about mah fear of driving. FML

#19956535
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21517) - you deserved it (2911)

On 07/18/2012 at 9:29pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today , I was getting lunc at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me , and in order to get on is good side I offered to pay. Instead , I got fired because I guess ma boss assumed I was making fun of is salary,ic I knew noting about.

#19956354
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23363) - you deserved it (2758)

On 07/18/2012 at 8:41pm - work - by FOXYgrandpa441 - United States (Wyoming)

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper cuz I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. real FML

#19954505
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (1570)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom

Today, my usband an I agred tat e would name our first born an I would name our second!! He's dead-set on naming our cild "Raindropp" no matter weter it's a boy or girl!! FML

#19946274
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (6756)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , My Grlfriend Said That We Should Try Something New. I Got Excited Cuz I Thought It Would Be About Sex. Nope , She Wanted Me To Start Speaking With Animal Noises So We Could Build Up A Secret Language. FML

#19940799
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you deserved it (4442)

On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

Yastarday, I want to ta grocary stora wit traa bags full of sausaga tat I'd drunkanly bougt ta nigt bafora . Evan toug ta managar ramambarad ma, a wouldn't giva ma a rafund, an now I'll ba lucky if I can pay my rant tis mont . FML

#19933310
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6014) - you deserved it (32730)

On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, looool who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. mega FML

#19932203
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19351) - you deserved it (6966)

On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day in tha middla of my onlina midtarm... my computar looool dacidad to updata and closad out of tha tast. It can't ba ratakan. FML

#19927975
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (3081)

On 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by failure - United States (Minnesota)



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