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Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
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On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

#3642198
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On 07/10/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by Blackberry (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by ydahs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
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On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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