About Calingaladha : I'm a 21 year old Airman First Class in tech training as an Airborne Cryptologic Linguist. I enjoy Japanese culture, animal trivia (I'm a trained vet tech), and long walks on the sands of Tattooine.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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On 04/08/2013 at 5:17am - intimacy - by dancekat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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