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Cali_Italian
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by go snope yourself (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by larSON5 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)



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