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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75346) - you deserved it (8813)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21793) - you deserved it (6400)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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