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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 October 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 802
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CakeBaker11 : I'm just kinda me-ish...enough said really:D

I'm really mean sometimes but also really ecstatic. I rock cons and blare loud music. I love heavy metal. I have a fish and he's orange. My favorite food is sushi and I have my nose and tongue pierced. Love reading and the FML site and grammar Nazi's need to watch out!!!

Violence isn\\\'t always the best option but it\\\'s still an option

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CakeBaker11's favorite FMLs

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36521) - you deserved it (17872)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30598) - you deserved it (57018) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32669) - you deserved it (6190)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9679) - you deserved it (77759)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37900) - you deserved it (5952)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41052) - you deserved it (23856)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:16am - health - by KateD - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30600) - you deserved it (2447)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72344) - you deserved it (9715)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8884) - you deserved it (88151)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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