Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Caitlynx

Search for a member

Caitlynx

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 702
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Caitlynx : laughing about other peoples fucked up lives is interesting.

Caitlynx's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:00pm<b>girlslikeboyz</b> - the 01/11/2010 at 10:42pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 09/29/2009 at 10:24pm<b>Ilovelife07</b> - the 09/29/2009 at 11:16am<b>craigahh</b> - the 09/03/2009 at 9:56am<b>Kiwi_Splash</b> - the 08/18/2009 at 5:51am<b>laughingspork</b> - the 08/17/2009 at 12:20am<b>xabuko</b> - the 06/17/2009 at 1:05am<b>raincookie</b> - the 06/16/2009 at 2:10pm<b>SergioFML</b> - the 06/16/2009 at 10:04am<b>DarkMirror</b> - the 06/04/2009 at 5:57pm

Caitlynx's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Caitlynx's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (8522)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

#5737700
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (9788)

On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

#5735299
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7207) - you deserved it (43814)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

#5011183
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49000) - you deserved it (12324)

On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

#4981586
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12017) - you deserved it (40497)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62408) - you deserved it (15860)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41365) - you deserved it (10708)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51982) - you deserved it (14203)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28904) - you deserved it (72289)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18099) - you deserved it (55540)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: