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Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23592) - you deserved it (7683)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (4569)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (11532)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9833) - you deserved it (36797)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

#14910524
264 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
130 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

#14882108
113 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
72 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
76 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

#14180759
95 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

#14114390
96 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697
82 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
99 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States



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