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by ihaveahome / 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
by sadcase / 04/12/2011 at 10:01am / Australia / Health
Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
by heathersmorin / 04/08/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm / United States / Health
by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals
Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML
by troublewithbleach / 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
by Amy / 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
by shelby / 03/30/2011 at 12:54am / United States / Health
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found… Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed… Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains.…