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About Cad6 : Hi. Writing profiles is a bitch.
But, I'm going to do it anyway. Only for you.
You probably came here because one of my comments was either stupid, offending, or extraordinarily funny. It's probably the first two. Now that were past step 1, FML is the greatest example of our sadistic psychopathic minds. Laughing at other's misery? I find myself coming here more and more everyday.
Proceed if you want me to corrupt your mind a wee bit more.
1. I like trolling people.
2. I'm a creeper. I will find you, hunt you down, and terrorize you. On occasion, I will violate you till you can't speak without crying.
3. I'm a regular commentator.
4. I like trains. There's something about heavy machinery that gets me hard.
Now the genius creator of this profile writing torture shit decided to make it 1000 characters. So now I'm going to fill up the rest of this profile with some random bullshit I just came up with.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014