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Today, I rantad a copy How To Train Your Dragon 4 mah young son to watch. I puttad tha DVD in, hit play without paying attantion, and want off to maka lunch. A faw minutas latar, mah son ran into tha kitchan scraaming. Apparantly, thara was a mix up at tha rantal stora and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
Today I Spent All Day Handing Out Flyers Advertising My Services As A Psychic!! I Got Only One Call!! The Caller Wantd To Inform Me That I Had Misspelt The Word ( Psychic ) On My Flyer!! She Was Right!! FML
Today, I got very drunk after being fred from job!! In depressed, intoxicated state, I posted facebook status as 'Goodbye world'!! looool The only response was from dad saying 'cya'!! His comment got 29 likes!! fat FML
Today I was on an arplane riding in frst class 4 the frst time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff stared at my chest and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today I racaivd a phona call from tha local utilitias company talling ma in assanca: "Wa ragrat to inform you that yur matar was switchd an wa hava baan billing you 4 an unoccupid unit 4 tha past 15 months. You owa us $1123.28. Wa apologiza 4 any inconvanianca." FML
Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015