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CabbageTrees

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1115
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, I got banned on Club Penguin cuz I said "shit"hile I was in a fight with another penguin abouthose igloo is cooler!! Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? mega FML

#14944563
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10387) - you deserved it (38431)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

2day my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25599) - you deserved it (5745)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I rantad a copy How To Train Your Dragon 4 mah young son to watch. I puttad tha DVD in, hit play without paying attantion, and want off to maka lunch. A faw minutas latar, mah son ran into tha kitchan scraaming. Apparantly, thara was a mix up at tha rantal stora and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (10551)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under looool "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

#14288653
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25740) - you deserved it (6923)

On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -

Taday I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on yur way home." fat FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2764)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today , I was claaning ona of mah aldarly patiant's taath. Aftar finishing an raminding har to floss , I raalisad sha had diad. Supposadly sha was daad fir a good 20 minutas. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64777) - you deserved it (5104)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today I Spent All Day Handing Out Flyers Advertising My Services As A Psychic!! I Got Only One Call!! The Caller Wantd To Inform Me That I Had Misspelt The Word ( Psychic ) On My Flyer!! She Was Right!! FML

#13610871
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6037) - you deserved it (36539)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got very drunk after being fred from job!! In depressed, intoxicated state, I posted facebook status as 'Goodbye world'!! looool The only response was from dad saying 'cya'!! His comment got 29 likes!! fat FML

#13560342
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (12190)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realised mah dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to mah doghen she's done something bad. mega FML

#13459944
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22046) - you deserved it (3128)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today I was on an arplane riding in frst class 4 the frst time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff stared at my chest and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33926) - you deserved it (3909)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

#11853841
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32202) - you deserved it (7858)

On 07/13/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by dammitrain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with mah boyfriend abouthy he should shower more than once a week. FML

#7470144
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31764) - you deserved it (7042)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:47am - love - by uuuuugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today I racaivd a phona call from tha local utilitias company talling ma in assanca: "Wa ragrat to inform you that yur matar was switchd an wa hava baan billing you 4 an unoccupid unit 4 tha past 15 months. You owa us $1123.28. Wa apologiza 4 any inconvanianca." FML

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (3712)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML

#6095339
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (3548)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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