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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CRIMEPAYS : CSUSM Student. fmls have me rollin

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Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy