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CREEPSaHOLIC

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CREEPSaHOLIC : Just a mute dude!

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Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2009 at 12:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Health