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Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (2869)

On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML


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On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

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