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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 February 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47635) - you deserved it (3865)

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