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CJay88

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Town/Country : Canada
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Sunday 7 February 1988 (24 years)
Number of visits : 78
Number of comments : 0
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23670) - you deserved it (6190)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31329) - you deserved it (3501)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks (70415) - you deserved it (7679)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

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