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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (16 years)
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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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