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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3125
  • Number of comments : 444
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CFR : I like coffee, music, horror movies, and reading. blah blah blah.

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Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35991) - you deserved it (7524)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

#3731184
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I agree, your life sucks (35991) - you deserved it (7524)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40508) - you deserved it (14349)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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