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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4113
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CFR : I like coffee, music, horror movies, and reading. blah blah blah.

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Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML

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