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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5833
  • Number of comments : 444
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CFR : I like coffee, music, horror movies, and reading. blah blah blah.

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CFR's favorite FMLs

Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML

#5425393
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17241) - you deserved it (40384)

On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17239) - you deserved it (43247)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40957) - you deserved it (2454)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

#5412403
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11297) - you deserved it (51254)

On 09/22/2009 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

#5364824
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (3914)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

#5359755
65 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by elmalo68 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom about the couple times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

#5343889
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37790) - you deserved it (6079)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by 1357katie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the man finishes with him, I tell the guy, "while we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaims very loudly in front of a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

#5327120
75 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by ben (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (83287)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

#5307828
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44040) - you deserved it (3755)

On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

#5294180
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8157) - you deserved it (55023)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Jennnn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

#5291551
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10637) - you deserved it (112011)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

#5288482
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38760) - you deserved it (20706)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML

#5235407
36 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 7:10pm - love - by CaeliLady (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

#5225291
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36849) - you deserved it (3357)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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