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C0okieMonster
  • Town/Country : Chocolate Chip Village , Cookie Island
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5798
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About C0okieMonster : I love cookies!! Cookies are the best!! Everything that has cookies rules!

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81496) - you deserved it (222652)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

#919205
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39595) - you deserved it (4697)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55297) - you deserved it (8471)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (195589) - you deserved it (18860)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

#6514
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (2793)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18860) - you deserved it (4453)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)



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