Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6095
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About C0okieMonster : I love cookies!! Cookies are the best!! Everything that has cookies rules!

My MySpace:

C0okieMonster's page activity

Visits<b>C7</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:34am<b>kaed</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:56pm<b>thes7274473</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 2:37pm<b>crashk13</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:05pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 8:08am<b>eatdaussy69lol</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 9:58am<b>girlrome</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 7:12am<b>starlight300</b> - the 12/11/2013 at 5:10pm<b>DuhFlyingPenguin</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 12:20am<b>Robbieisadowg</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 8:44pm<b>Sakshi</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 8:33am<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 07/02/2013 at 5:20am<b>rs96</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 11:31am<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 9:40pm<b>Pisces_Sun</b> - the 08/12/2010 at 2:24pm<b>t0ken</b> - the 07/29/2010 at 2:01am<b>Witchcraft</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 10:50pm

C0okieMonster's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

C0okieMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (109937) - you deserved it (283297)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44960) - you deserved it (5287)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63226) - you deserved it (9260)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (228487) - you deserved it (30099)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (3259)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (6432)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: