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Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

#21489803
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (1966)

On 11/08/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

#21486573
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24533) - you deserved it (1449)

On 10/31/2015 at 4:35pm - work - by RandomLG94 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML

#21486368
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27111) - you deserved it (1637)

On 10/31/2015 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML

#21480933
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21981) - you deserved it (7341)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by scorned ex -

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

#21480863
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (1914)

On 10/16/2015 at 7:08pm - love - by screwyouchris - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

#21475519
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22986) - you deserved it (5655)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:32pm - work - by illuminatzi (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

#21474938
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30900) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/01/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by Dan223 - United States

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML

#21467864
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (5470)

On 09/13/2015 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Ugh - United States

Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML

#21467148
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23107) - you deserved it (4596)

On 09/11/2015 at 1:57am - misc - by All Dressed Up With No Place To Go (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

#21463645
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23394) - you deserved it (1418)

On 09/02/2015 at 6:09am - health - by Lily (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (1605)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

#21241662
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44617) - you deserved it (3370)

On 08/20/2014 at 1:01pm - love - by ithinkicanmakeit - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

#21178277
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46595) - you deserved it (4422)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML

#21177954
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46762) - you deserved it (3176)

On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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