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Bym_3
  • Town/Country : somewhere, nowhere
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

#1844293 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (92782) - you deserved it (4729)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

#1836224 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (43873) - you deserved it (3568)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:21am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

#1729820 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (34214) - you deserved it (4567)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Bucks9 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

#1727113 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (73168) - you deserved it (3080)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (59530) - you deserved it (5880)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

#1696810 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (54640) - you deserved it (3330)

On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

#1654917 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (60269)

On 05/05/2009 at 3:43am - love - by sunboy52 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my grandmothers funeral I tried my hardest not to cry, only allowing tears to fall and not making any noise, to be respectful at her funeral. Afterwards, my mother tells my father that I didn't cry, which obviously meant that I didn't love my grandmother and had no soul. FML

#1303063 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (48305) - you deserved it (2792)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by baddream (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

#1280254 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (6664) - you deserved it (43017)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then walked into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poking his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

#878433 (735)

I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (210167)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by hammylove (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup! FML

#840 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (24742) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version