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ButterflyLadyBug

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  • Number of visits : 2757
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ButterflyLadyBug : my name is je-na (nickname nay)born march 15, 1986. i'm 27 . im in the Army . :)i love movies, books, kittens, and puppies.i'm in love. i have the most amazing man in the world. i love him so much!i have a huge sense of humor! i'm silly.. :}anything else you want to know ask me.

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Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11197) - you deserved it (30657)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

#17446772
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36272) - you deserved it (7118)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17361) - you deserved it (73994)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43298) - you deserved it (6262)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13230) - you deserved it (55435)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32164) - you deserved it (2169)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

#13287891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35676) - you deserved it (2538)

On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

#12241266
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33000) - you deserved it (11334)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17164) - you deserved it (68068)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

#10586322
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5092) - you deserved it (40619)

On 05/17/2010 at 7:09am - misc - by Zapped - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49296) - you deserved it (2038)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

#8980623
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (4893)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (5988)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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