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ButterflyLadyBug

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ButterflyLadyBug

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  • Number of visits : 2643
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ButterflyLadyBug : my name is je-na (nickname nay)born march 15, 1986. i'm 27 . im in the Army . :)i love movies, books, kittens, and puppies.i'm in love. i have the most amazing man in the world. i love him so much!i have a huge sense of humor! i'm silly.. :}anything else you want to know ask me.

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Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

#20027507
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29249) - you deserved it (1592)

On 08/18/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

#19838492
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25326) - you deserved it (1694)

On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26647) - you deserved it (2844)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

#19630951
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22220) - you deserved it (1922)

On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (5463)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8114) - you deserved it (30463)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8114) - you deserved it (30463)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (2068) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7114) - you deserved it (23318)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (2152)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24571) - you deserved it (1828)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36174) - you deserved it (2950)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (5860)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

#18076540
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47390) - you deserved it (2282)

On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)



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