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About ButterflyLadyBug : my name is je-na (nickname nay)born march 15, 1986. i'm 27 . im in the Army . :)i love movies, books, kittens, and puppies.i'm in love. i have the most amazing man in the world. i love him so much!i have a huge sense of humor! i'm silly.. :}anything else you want to know ask me.
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Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
Friday 18 July 2014