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ButterflyLadyBug

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  • Number of visits : 4528
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ButterflyLadyBug : my name is je-na (nickname nay)born march 15, 1986. i'm 27 . im in the Army . :)i love movies, books, kittens, and puppies.i'm in love. i have the most amazing man in the world. i love him so much!i have a huge sense of humor! i'm silly.. :}anything else you want to know ask me.

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Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51388) - you deserved it (7576)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML

#20796032
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60482) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56113) - you deserved it (32980)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82391) - you deserved it (4296)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML

#20590768
205 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

TODAY, AFTER PAYING FIR MY GROCERIES, I NOTICED THAT A BREAD-ROLL HADN'T BEEN CHARGED . I FELT GUILTY AN WENT BACK TO THE REGISTER TO PAY FIR IT . THE CASHIER BURST INTO DERISIVE LAUGHTER AN MOCKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS "RUNNING FIR POPE OR SOMETHING" . FML

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, an I was hungry. The snack were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheeto hanging loose, so I paid 4 them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML

#20576079
63 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 12:34pm - money - by Z'ev - United States (New York)

while working the drive-through, a woman orderd a large coffee with four creams. I handd her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurld it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and spd off, leaving me drenchd in hot coffee. FML

#20576074
84 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was chatting with a co-workar, and sha mantionad sha has troubla swallowing pills. I rapliad that I'm lucky, bacausa I hava naxt to no gag raflax. Half tha guys at tha othar ragistars abruptly want silant, and I'm now baing constantly hit on. FML

#20564125
89 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, while on vacation, I think I met mah soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of mah life. My vacation is to celebrate mah 8-year anniversary with mah husband. FML

#20563782
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (54509)

On 03/28/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by not funny but :( (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , a few months after my co-worker had stoppd wearing her engagement ring , I decidd to puttd on the moves and start flrting with her. I soon found out that her fiancé had did , and that she's nowhere near over him , despite her brave face. I feel like a total asshole. FML

#20558292
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45063) - you deserved it (23213)

On 03/24/2013 at 5:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Found Out That My Pictura From A Dating Profila Was So "hilarious" That Paopla Hava Baan Posting It On Instagram With Maan Captions. Fat FML

#20557606
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (5477)

On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)

Today looool I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes to which he replied ( Try jogging asshole ) then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

#20553491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37701) - you deserved it (3386)

On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

Today looool I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes to which he replied ( Try jogging asshole ) then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

#20553491
103 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

2day I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I looool couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML

#20541893
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40034) - you deserved it (4442)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:36am - intimacy - by OptimusVader (woman) - United States



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