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About ButterbeanHUN : I'm From Hungary and I love goulash;)
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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
Friday 2 October 2015