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ButterbeanHUN
  • Town/Country : Budapest, Hungary
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ButterbeanHUN : I'm From Hungary and I love goulash;)

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28995) - you deserved it (3262)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by rolyat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6084) - you deserved it (47164)

On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States



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