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Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15281) - you deserved it (1324)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:14pm - kids - by mommy - United States

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

#8726872 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (8214) - you deserved it (9260)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

#8509924 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (2607) - you deserved it (26506)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

#7962696 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (19140) - you deserved it (1555)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)