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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 June 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1546
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Butcher_1419 : I am not an asshole cop.

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Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

#9068336
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I agree, your life sucks (21888) - you deserved it (11769)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Vegetarian (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23696) - you deserved it (8541)

On 01/03/2010 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by december2009 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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