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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I found out that my lazy, deadbeat sister is pregnant. This will be her third child with as… Today, I got a letter saying I have got a 1.55% pay rise which is an extra £24 per month. I should… Today, I got a call from my manager asking me if I realized I had a shift that started half an hour…