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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by…