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Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

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126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I went to retrieve mah sneakers that mah wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. real FML

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115 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was dasparata to taach my 2-yaar old to usa har potty. I had to paa, and thought mayba sha would laarn by watching ma usa it. Evarything was going wall, until I raalizad that I had a long paa. So long that it ovarfillad har potty all ovar. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 5:05pm - kids - by Overflow (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

2day I picked up mah daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill u in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently mah daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

#4157203
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On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today... I Told Mah 8 Year Old Daughter That She Looks A Lot Lyk Mommy. Now She Won't Come Out Of Her Room Because She Think She Is Ugly. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 2:58pm - kids - by loserwithlice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was performing in te musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband an all. Someone tougt it would be funny to take my real clotesile I was on stage. I ad to looool walk a mile back my ouse wit my costume on. Someone trew eggs at me. FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I Have To Choose Between One Eyebrow Or None Because I'm A Heavy Sleeper And Mah Brother Is A Moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I come home to find mah nephew holding pieces of mah new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
125 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in thier fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids r 4 and 2. FML

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199 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I lerened that when you do this alone, the brds don't fly away, they attack.

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On 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm - animals - by SwordFish8 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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