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BurnDownTheDawn
  • Town/Country : Peterborough, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BurnDownTheDawn : I am a dragonboater and really enjoy working out. I'm in university studying nursing and then eventually I'll be going into children's dentistry. I love video games, going out, music festivals and photography.

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Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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