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BurnDownTheDawn

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BurnDownTheDawn : I am a dragonboater and really enjoy working out. I'm in university studying nursing and then eventually I'll be going into children's dentistry. I love video games, going out, music festivals and photography.

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Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

#20804013
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44562) - you deserved it (14713)

On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

#20798640
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56061) - you deserved it (11958)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

#20485916
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11536) - you deserved it (53771)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36131) - you deserved it (23284)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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