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BurnDammit

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  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>warrior123_blah</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 3:29pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:00pm<b>seth_ramey</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:52am<b>Mirailecious</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 3:55pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 12:29am<b>thesunshotme</b> - the 12/12/2009 at 11:02pm<b>PaigeCPony</b> - the 11/26/2009 at 6:29am<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 4:39pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 10/25/2009 at 1:11am<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 09/22/2009 at 1:45pm<b>fadingaway</b> - the 09/21/2009 at 1:07pm<b>prplr</b> - the 08/26/2009 at 6:45pm

Fucked!<b>warrior123_blah</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 9:29pm

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BurnDammit's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

by waxinghorror / 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

by DaveAlmighty / 07/02/2009 at 3:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous