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BunnyEars
  • Town/Country : Potomac, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 897
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BunnyEars : Ino, I'm a cat when I'm a ears. c:

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Today, I was turned down for a job as a cashier at Best Buy. I worked like hell to get into and then graduate from one of the top Telecommunication schools in the country. I spent all my time with extracurriculars to help my resume instead of partying like my friends. I can't even be a cashier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (2631)

On 11/09/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22273) - you deserved it (54105)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you deserved it (46082)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML

#636351 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (44556) - you deserved it (5095)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Lena (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (8354)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (6147)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)