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Bunny702
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30278) - you deserved it (8324)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (42607) - you deserved it (19148)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (10218) - you deserved it (55017)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML

#37 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (16431) - you deserved it (72168)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -