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Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21839) - you deserved it (4939) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (51290)

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