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BuddyDacote
  • Town/Country : Monterrey, Mexico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

#18442562
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (7066)

On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7860) - you deserved it (50651)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

#18369717
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25954) - you deserved it (1524)

On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22262) - you deserved it (9015)

On 06/16/2009 at 11:42pm - work - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

#2042132
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35948) - you deserved it (21160)

On 05/18/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213617) - you deserved it (73278)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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