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by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by BrokeandDesperate / 12/06/2011 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by wow / 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML
by stuck / 06/16/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Slash / 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2009 at 2:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
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