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Buckeyehead
  • Town/Country : columbus, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1047
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Buckeyehead : i love life.

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Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9889) - you deserved it (93345)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113700) - you deserved it (71760)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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