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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1647
  • Number of comments : 205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (3141)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40400) - you deserved it (3249)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37066) - you deserved it (3483)

On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29951) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (2944)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25960) - you deserved it (3383)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52021) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35083) - you deserved it (7647)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23929) - you deserved it (14786)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

#17803687
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13212) - you deserved it (29973)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34862) - you deserved it (4852)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8834) - you deserved it (47811)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

#17801637
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11586) - you deserved it (39477)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30776) - you deserved it (4023)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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