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Brssps
  • Town/Country : Boston, MA, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brssps : I am a huge harry potter fan.....i like the patriots,bruins,celtics,redSox.....i love Fml...i love greek and roman mythology....ABSOLUTELY HATE TWILIGHT.. I don't comment that often but when I do I hope it to be funny and or witty.. MY FAVORITE COMMENTERS ARE
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NOOR...... I shall never live up to their greatness

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Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53000) - you deserved it (2428)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 9:11pm - misc - by Fubar0906 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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