Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Brssps

Search for a member

Brssps

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brssps : I am a huge harry potter fan.....i like the patriots,bruins,celtics,redSox.....i love Fml...i love greek and roman mythology....ABSOLUTELY HATE TWILIGHT.. I don't comment that often but when I do I hope it to be funny and or witty.. MY FAVORITE COMMENTERS ARE
DOCBASTARD
//PERDIX//
NOOR...... I shall never live up to their greatness

Brssps's page activity

Visits<b>omgpp</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 6:12am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 4:49am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 10:46am<b>WhosChaos</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 7:55am<b>OnlyAvailableID</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 1:09am<b>anabuddy123</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 11:52pm<b>DDCA</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 9:05am<b>tabinized</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 7:07am<b>Dreamzoo</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 11:44pm<b>neeni88</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 6:48pm<b>posko</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 3:59pm<b>verymari14</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 3:04pm<b>BellaBelle</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm<b>barnee26</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 9:42am<b>Blackcatluck</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 8:03am<b>billyz77</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 6:29pm<b>THE_A_TEEN</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 2:20am<b>ynottony793</b> - the 02/06/2013 at 7:23pm

Brssps's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Brssps's badges

Brssps's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

#4374791
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61110) - you deserved it (3303)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

#2062305
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50217) - you deserved it (15575)

On 05/18/2009 at 9:11pm - misc - by Fubar0906 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

#238492
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (53890)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231239) - you deserved it (81122)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: