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  • Number of visits : 531
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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27637) - you deserved it (17858)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41775) - you deserved it (19816)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34506) - you deserved it (17308)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)



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