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BrotherTheo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1967 (47 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4695
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!

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BrotherTheo's favorite FMLs

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (4926)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took saxy picturas fir boyfriand!! I am at Aunt's housa!! I uploadad tha picturas and aftar succassfully posting tham in a massaga I dalatad tham!! I accidantally dalatad thahola photo library!! Now sha is taking tha computar to Appla tomorrow to racovar tha ( lost ) photos!! FML

#14952772
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (52699)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, It was mah birthday and mah friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. mega FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (4624)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today.. . My Grlfriend's Parents Walked In On Us Aving Sex . Not Only Did Er Dad Make Me Walk Out To My Truck Wit No Clots On.. . E Is My Baseball Coac An I Will Be Seeing Im On Monday . FML

#14944221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32990) - you deserved it (19864)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out that mah mom screams lyk a dying monkey while having sex. Even with mah music turnd up all the way... I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

#14867901
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35515) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , to enhance our sex life , mah boyfriend an I decidd to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun an exhilarating. Until u actually get caught. FML

#14845323
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10821) - you deserved it (48890)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47825) - you deserved it (8128)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today I got a tickat. Tha officar's daughtar is mah ax. Ha gava ma a tickat fir 31 in a 30 mph zona.

#7803637
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34536) - you deserved it (5008)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , mah parent woke me up in the middle of the nighthen they got in a huge argument an started yelling at each other !! I was up all night !! They decided to make it up to each other !! They kept me up all night again !! FML

#2137
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40265) - you deserved it (2174)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)



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