BrotherTheo

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/21/2016 at 12:18am)

BrotherTheo

3Fucked!

BrotherTheoBrotherTheo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1967 (48 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6005
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!

BrotherTheo's page activity

Visits<b>am1717</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:31pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 4:29pm<b>goldengirlsfan</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 3:39pm<b>mc822</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:02pm<b>backwoodsbabe95</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 5:12pm<b>camelopardalisx</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 3:13am<b>Cortezthe1st</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 10:47am<b>maddiealexx_</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 4:29pm<b>Bostern</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 11:21am<b>BawbStar</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:03am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:13am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:47am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:34am<b>MassiveMelon</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:42pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 8:14pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:56pm

Fucked!<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 5:21pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 2:34pm

BrotherTheo's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of BrotherTheo's badges

BrotherTheo's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

by knockedup / 02/13/2011 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

by Hailey / 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

by AMIGODO / 02/12/2011 at 10:13am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

by Keith walk / 02/12/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

by anon / 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

by Andrew / 09/24/2010 at 6:22am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

by anoynomous / 02/02/2010 at 12:47am / Transportation

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

by JAY22 / 03/26/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy