About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!
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BrotherTheo's favorite FMLs
by Diesel / 05/03/2011 at 10:23am / Belgium (Luxembourg) / Transportation
by MathTeacher / 05/02/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
by drebel / 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by prdept. / 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/25/2011 at 7:17am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by Clare / 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
by killmenow / 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.…